Friday, October 26, 2012

Many people say that they like adventuring/es and that they want to do it or whatever, but they lose so much time because of the "guarantees". It takes long time to acquire that cash you think you are supposed to have. Thing is, its possible without it, and its not really an adventure if you do it like with like 3 condoms on top, more like taking a bus than adventuring. Yet who am I to critisise, I cant do a thing. Like sure, I can make myself do something for short-long durations of times, maybe even years,  but really it feels as if I am faking it all and I just dont want to keep going with it purely cuz of that, as if I, the real me is not the one who commanded to partake in that activity in the first place, I was deceived and wasting your precious life time and making mistakes is something you want to avoid, or do you? Well one thing for sure, if you are being sad and depressed you are selfish or completely alone, with noone to care about. I guess best tactic would be have 2 people who care about each other to even it out and create absolute balance. Lol.

nice music mix btw.  I must force myself to bed now, my ego is taking too much control, must resist

Monday, October 22, 2012

[10:43:32 AM] crowjambouuuuu: justnow my sister told me a good thing
[10:43:46 AM] crowjambouuuuu: everyones telling you what to do just because you are undecided
[10:43:49 AM] crowjambouuuuu: like a kid
[10:43:52 AM] crowjambouuuuu: a pushover
[10:44:06 AM] crowjambouuuuu: if you would really put your mind into it and you would be sure of what you are doing, noone would even try to stop you

[10:47:18 AM] crowjambouuuuu: let others decide your life and bit by bit you will grow old without having done anything really

barely any PC access nowadays btw.

Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Leaving england

Leaving England and going back to Lithuania in about 2 hours. Dunno if I'll be able to play any time after this, ever.

Monday, October 15, 2012

Very fast knights 4rax 8rax n such


if you do 21tech you will need 8 rax to have same ammount of knights as 18 tech 4 rax at 8:20. 8:20 50 food knights coming at you nigger. 16 food have first knights at 7:00, 18tech at 7:40, 21 at 8:20. 3 Different knight waves. 40seconds apart each. Technicaly 16 food could have 48food knights (8knights) at 7:40 if you had 4 rax, but you just dont have enough resources for that shit and its just wayyyy to unsafe. 18 on other hand, gives you early rax, you can have about 2 and mb 3 towers and you have spare wood for an upgrade or some militia use. Those early raxes serve as defence, if you get all inned you can make footmen easy.

and bonus old bloodmage special creeping technique on EI

Old wcreplays replays
Use this link, cant read the describtion of majority of the reps, but you can just press on the arrow and insta DL them. Its pretty nice, can find my first posted games 'n shit, funny stuff.

Sunday, October 14, 2012

Safety not guaranteed

 weird day. from ultimately depressed with 0 energy, to worried as fuck, to suicidal and lifeless, to this

[3:16:17 AM] crowjambouuuuu: such a good mood right now
[3:16:21 AM] crowjambouuuuu: long time since i had this
[3:16:22 AM] crowjambouuuuu: total euphoria
[3:19:50 AM] crowjambouuuuu: u ever have that
[3:19:56 AM] crowjambouuuuu: where u are doing nothing really
[3:19:56 AM] crowjambouuuuu: but
[3:19:59 AM] crowjambouuuuu: u are so happy
[3:20:11 AM] crowjambouuuuu: as if your heart beat is in the sync with beat of the life
[3:20:18 AM] Jun/feRfe: pl
[3:20:19 AM] Jun/feRfe: ok
[3:20:23 AM] crowjambouuuuu: and your eyes can penetrate the wonders of the universe
[3:20:47 AM] crowjambouuuuu: as if all of your blood comes together into your heart
[3:20:54 AM] crowjambouuuuu: and shoots a spiral of light to the sky
[3:21:00 AM] crowjambouuuuu: connecting you to all of the life

 By the way watch a movie "safety not guaranteed" its BLOODMAGE THE MOVIE! Listen to this song my brothers

Played many retarded games today, mostly laying on my bed. Its very weird and uncomfortable, but like I said I had 0 energy, was so depressed and sad and unmotivated that I couldnt even sit in the chair.
Heres the replays :
Many losess, some obs games where I quit etc, but total 17 reps. Got some sweet ideas, especially ffrom the last games. Like blacksmith upgraded militia action, skippin' footies RETURNS!, instant expos with no units RETURN!, fast tech to fast air BLM! Banished raiders and fiends cant WEB OR SNARE OMGGGGGGGGGGG.

btw updating strategy and tricks section, updated timings section a bit on top

Friday, October 12, 2012


I dont think throughout the history of mankind that there ever was a guy who did something requiring incredible ammount of effort just for the heck of it and completely alone

Maximum munching expererience

If you want to munch on something for long time while at your computer or anything like that , but at same time you want to stay relatively healty, crowjam recommends peanut butter+water+carrots combo. Munching to the max!

Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Octo9 all nighter and all day no sleep reps [ private practice ]

Cuz its private practice reps i am not going to post them in public. Shittons of losess too. Some funny orc shit in the last ones

15 replays by the way.

Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The ultimate puzzle

Sometimes I forget why do i even bother with wc3 anymore, its totaly uninteresting and not really competetive anymore, but today is not that day, today I remember why, its because of the bloodmage. This mother fucker never fucking works properly, its like UHHHHHHH bitch why cant I win using you, why do you feel 2x weaker even if I try 2x harder than with normal shit, why must you be so bad!!!?? But maybe I am just not trying hard enough. In the end bloodmage may have higher potential, may... Bloodmage isnt completely explored yet too. The dps side of his isnt explored yet, the banish/flame/flame kings way as ferfe put it isnt explored yet too. The absolutely flawless micro wasnt done with bloodmage yet. There is still hope that he indeed may be the ultimate weapon. But that is not what matters anymore. Thinking there is some kind of ultimate weapon, the magic pill, is what made me so weak in all these years. Instead of focusing on skill, on perfection or whatever, on myself more like, i hoped for something better. This is too hard! There must be a better way to do it! You run arround in circles try this and that and in the end those things sure are easier and bring better results so you stick with it, but then after a while you meet a guy who doseant give a fuck about anything, he just takes what you think is shit and he microes it so good that it just fucks you sideways. By microes I dont mean pulls this and that back or does some sweet surrounds or some shit, I mean he uses the units the way you never thought about using them before. Like fucking priests not EVEN HEALING, healing disabled to preserve mana and have instant dispel and just FUCKING DISPEL MASSSSSSSSSSSively everything. THAT COMES SO FUCKING HANDY SOMETIMES, GOD DAMN. Shit niggers I did so many mistakes, but in the end I think I needed to make them to move on forward. My league stats are complete joke, my stats in general are complete joke, its like i am worst player in history who was able to beat progamers and still lose to total noobs same day, not even by luck. Crush a pro one game, lose to noob next game. Anyway fuck that talk. BACK TO THE BUSINESS.

How do i make this motherfucking bitch hero work?? Fuck so many options, so much testing must be done, but something dont feel right, or does it? Maybe I am being a bitch again and should just go and check them out, force myself. Like today vs Cai i did 18tech BLM fast altar with 1 arcane tower completely exposed to provoke his attacks right ( in mirror ) and after tech i did 3 rax and smith. Basicaly I scout with BLM and if he does try to attack me I make 3 foots quick and call mass militia etc etc etc while teching to knights, no upgrades no anything, super savings mode and break into quick knight with banish mage. That worked good, but cai fucking sucked dat game hard. Still it felt as if everything was so fucking smooth, so solid.

I NEED MORE DIRECTION, focus focus bitch. Alright. Pulled allnighter so pardon my shitty writing.

Bloodmage vs Humanzzzz:

The footman method. Its the one Ive been doing recently alot, not much success tho' lol, lost most of my games. Weakness is that lvl 3 archmage gonna come and he gonna come SOON, he creeps faster, he creeps safer, he creeps bigger, he can afford to send footman to scout, you only can try, he can multi creep ez, he can fight your militia, he can base raid you with WE's, he can solo creep, he can gain extremely t2 control early, he can tech t3 and still be able to pressure or pick off not too weak, he can drag shitloads of time, he can harass you very well.

But what can I do???
You can kill militia okay-ish in exchange of fighting power(flame over banish or so), you can surround shit with banish if you have enough skill, u can use flamestrike to creep certain camps faster, u can use banish to creep certain creeps quicker or loot an item and get away ( like in some camps could banish ensanre trolls, kill main ogre and run away before banish runs out i guess ), you got bigger dps on hero, but slower move speed ( so in the end u cant do that many jump shots so it really isnt that much of difference in dmg dealt by hero ) , can rape farms or altar, can boost dispel with banish, can deny heroes if have high lvl blm, can creep red camps FAST if footmans have defend ( flamestrike has advantage over WE on this )

Holy shit i just got an idea. OH SHIT I JUST GOT ANOTHER ONE. Look look FUCKING LOOK.. Its echo isles right, normaly you would go creep green or merc or whatever right, but with BLM u got free and fast creep on murlocs orange which give u lvl 2 instantly and are easy as shit if u cast proper flamestrike and if he send a footy to scout whatever u get ensanre on him from murloc probably. Another idea was doing whatever creeping green mb going to fight/rass and then using 12 militia ( pullin some from gold ) and creeping murlocs. You need 12 militia to creep the murlocs easy and fast, and shit they give lots of exp!!! Really use the gold peasants, FUCKING GOLD PEASANTS. You are behind in t1 vs AM only of your hero choice, so fuck this shit use something the archmage players wont ever dare to use, fucking gold peasants.They want to be fags and summon elementals, fine, fuck them sideways with ur beefy lvl 3 bloodmage out of nowhere while rassing on fucking EI bitch. Could probably flame to creep and then skill banishes immediatly, cuz new idea came in and its about not siphoning mana at all, it makes your bloodmage not deal damage which is important, it adds up, you need to keep shooting that shit. Vs WE's you probably should focus Archmage, we's are slow and they wont catch up if you make your fight mobile aka hero focus wars. Avoid casting spells, just shoot hard. Would probably be pretty radical if you saved up enough mana for like 2 MB even 3 flamestrikes and got lvl 2 flame right and as he is making his 2nd hero you just fucking burn his altar and focus it a bit. Foot and flamestrike kill buildings same speed as raiders yo. Would be some sweet advantage. Caster method I dunno if its worth it anymore, it seems too meh and AM casters really just have so much advantage that its not even fun anymore. Probably raw powering aka no lube moding would be the best especially after gaining dis sweet advantage early on. Platoplus ghost would go gryphons in mirror, thats a good idea cuz gryphs beat water elementals and with BLM u got banish too which boosts it even more. Could really become killing machine if get mana pots, banish flame HERO KILLING LOL with gryphs. Still tho gryphs would probably be viable only if he goes t3 with 1 arcane sanctum, if he dual sanctomed and stays t2 you will just get uber slowed and hero focused.gryphs can scout and rass though, will drag enough time till mortars with shards probably. Mort gryphon eh... Use gryphs and banish to destroy anyone trying to rush through, pick off summons feed till 6 or so, get beefy as a motherfucker, morts lure out and destroy caster before they can even cast their shit... What if he expanded.. If he expanded will have to use gryphs and flamestrike to delay and bank up, cuz need meat to fight. Still wont be able to really siege him, he got invis strong heroes vs morts on the ground only and some gryph, too easy to flank and defeat. Thats why will have to take expansion, gives an opening for him to get hawks/copters/rifles whatever and push you up while blizz rassing ur main or something. Yes thats why will have to keep the pressure on him with your arial advantage and ur copter scouts will show you everything and all of his timings. Get some tower sup in expo probably, todefend vs mortar flanks and give some cover for gryphozzz. If he gets paladin 3rd he will be lvl 1 for some time, will have to finish it then, cuz flamebanish mage wont last vs 3 hero high level unless reskill and get some caster support or 2nd hero pala. Which should be only used as last resort. If u think about it, some gryphs banish and flamestrike nuke shoujld really pack a punch, shit should just drop dead in seconds. Might be sweet. Knights seem to be only good if u get them mass upgraded, otherwise they suck nuts..... Well what if do upgrade them, if have good footy aggressive opening and play you could even upgrade the footies to make ur aggro even stronger and later switch to da knights and finish it. This reminded me of the idea i had earlier today. Fast built rax normal altar hero and then asap 2nd rax as little peasants as possible just the highest number of footies possible and 2nd rax to keep the pump  going non stop with BLM as lead and pressure. Shit i go test that right away fuck this article ill finish it later, posting what Is written right now cuz it got some legit ideas

Just ran the masssssss footies as fast as possible test :
Heres the replay. Holy shit that was alot of footies. This might be something like mass hunts in elf mirror, completely different bo just to fuck ur opp up, completely not standart and flexible, one sided and stubborn. Even faster is possible, by 10seconds for sure probably. And lulz once u reach the food cap and dont need more foot u just call all ur militia and go creep something for that level u need ( even gold peasants LOL ) if you are all innin ALL IN PROPERLYYYYYYYYYY.  Not gonna be able to heal ur stuff though, mb if game drags and u get a healscroll only. Btw its probably worth it banishing opps footmen over WE's, wes are slow. Anyway once u get 2 rax foots rolling and if u managed to delay opps tech well enough, which should happen cuz he needs to pull militia vs u to defend, cuz of footman number advantage. You should roll over him, 2 rax rebuild faster.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Oct 8 reps

new ideas, much gayness and noobness in these. NO SKILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LEFT IN ME AND NO BRAINS

New repzzzzzzz October 7

10 reps 1 loss : (( ((

Sunday, October 7, 2012

CHeck it

Got a high interest in documentaries and such, alot better and interesting than watching tv-shows and movies while eating or just like that. Check this thread for tons of interesting shit

Thursday, October 4, 2012


It seems that the state which i mentioned many times in my writting is very well described in wikipedia already. The flow, the state which makes you truly enjoy playing wc3, takes hard work to reach it though. Anyway just check the shit yourself

  1. One must be involved in an activity with a clear set of goals. This adds direction and structure to the task.[11]
  2. The task at hand must have clear and immediate feedback. This helps the person negotiate any changing demands and allows him or her to adjust his or her performance to maintain the flow state.[11]
  3. One must have a good balance between the perceived challenges of the task at hand and his or her own perceived skills. One must have confidence that he or she is capable to do the task at hand.[11]
 As you see you need high skill level and fight against a skilled opponent to really get into the flow, the only state which makes wc3 fun ( or anything ). Basicaly imagine berserkers rage, but without no rage, clear mind, you feeling all of your energy like blood rush up and down through your body or in some other manner, theres nothing on your mind other than things you must do, and in all of this madness you still smile or just grin like a mother fucker. Basicaly its fun as SHIT BITCH, TOTAL JOY